Today I am very busy NOT filling in my tax return. I know I must get on, but I would do any time-wasting activity to avoid it. So I wander around the house and pick up this magazine (I don’t know why I have it – we don’t even have a cat). I see an article about the advantages of adopting an older cat.

So I think I will replace the word cat with mother, cut it out and put it up where my family will all see. There are many wise words to consider and appreciate here: although I suppose I do pester a BIT I am much less likely to explore and get into trouble, and I NEVER ruin the carpet!

Right, back to the receipts.