I’ve clocked up a phenomenal thousand tweets over the six weeks I’ve been on Twitter (AND I was locked out for an hour for over-tweeting on my first day! can you imagine??)…
I discovered this just as I was drawing a wind-up chattering set of false teeth for my book, and immediately thought – how appropriate! The perfect metaphor, chattering on infinitely…

I asked around. A good friend of mine thought she was the elephant of Twitter, plodding along – but she couldn’t be less ploddy or elephant-ish if she tried! – and David Melling thought it brought out his ‘dark side’…
 


 
 

Alex Paterson reckons he’s ‘the occasional therapod’ of Twitter:
 


 
 

…what are you?